Parking in douchelandia

"JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty) 11/29/2014 at 14:51 • Filed to: None

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The lot is packed, but some fuckwad manages to find two spots. I vandalized the car but escaped police pursuit.

Kanaric > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/29/2014 at 14:54

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idk what i'd do if I saw this. If this was common I would keep a box of shit in my car at all time so I can just smear it on their door handles.

Nibby > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/29/2014 at 14:58

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this or leave a note. Never touch someone else's car.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Kanaric 11/29/2014 at 15:01

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They care so much about their paint that they had some sort of salt treatment on there. I wrote "nice parking" there. I actually only got to "nice par-" when some rich kids started walking in my direction but got in a 911. So I gave up halfway through. Wealthy suburbanites are the scum of this earth IMO. No offense to wealthy suburbanites.

Tina Corbett > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/29/2014 at 15:08

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If you only wrote in the dirt, that's one thing. But seriously, never screw with someone's car!!

It might not even be theirs, and the actual owner would have to fix damage that they didn't deserve.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Nibby 11/29/2014 at 15:11

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I wouldn't actually screw with anyone's car, but if they want to come and beat me up let them. I don't want to be at this financial dick measuring mall but if that's what I'm going to have to do, then fuck it I'll place my finger on a salty window. And if some douche wants to come and beat me up, then I'm not going to act like I didn't have it coming.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Tina Corbett 11/29/2014 at 15:17

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Oh I wouldn't actually harm anyone's car. I felt kind of reckless for writing in the salt on the car, even. But I wouldn't act shocked if someone came out and gave me a fat lip, which is quite unlikely considering the circumstances and location.

Tina Corbett > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/29/2014 at 15:22

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Ahh, gotcha. So, I should put the tar and feathers away then? ;)

Tohru > Kanaric 11/29/2014 at 16:25

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You have a tube of fresh shit in your pants right now though.

jkm7680 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/29/2014 at 16:26

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Ah, an Acura MDX. The official car of suburban soccer moms who think texting and driving is the norm.

Little Black Coupe Turned Silver > Tina Corbett 11/29/2014 at 17:08

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Uhh, writing in the dirt/salt isn't good... It rubs it in and scratches the paint.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Little Black Coupe Turned Silver 11/29/2014 at 17:32

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I didn't write in the paint. I wouldn't cause any harm to anyone's car.

Autofixation > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/29/2014 at 17:56

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I have noticed lately that Acura drivers are just as douchey as BMW and GM SUV drivers.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > jkm7680 11/29/2014 at 19:11

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When I see a MD plated MDX, I drop down a gear and get away from imminent death at WOT in a cloud of clutch smoke.

gergey - Wishes vette was Datsun > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 11/29/2014 at 21:16

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Why not tire smoke? Or both??